Redneck Party
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| Joke ID | #6687 |
| Funny |    (1.26) |
| Rating |   (1.98) |
| Category | Redneck |
| Submitted By | juggleboy502     |
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Recently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation:
"Hey dude! Where are you man? We're having a great party over here. Why don't you come on over and join us?"
I replied, "Man, I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm gonna stay right here."
"Well, hey. What'cha got?" they asked.
"I got a case of diarrhea," I responded.
"Well heck, bring it along. These fools will drink anything!"
