The Fruit and Vegetable
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| Joke ID | #6260 |
| Funny |   (1.09) |
| Rating |   (0.63) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | blue4ever16   |
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Vegetable: "Hey, lets get married."
Fruit: "I'm sorry."
Vegetable: "We could secretly get married."
Fruit: "No, we couldn't."
Vegetable: "Why?"
Fruit: "Because we can't elope."
Can't elope = cantelope
