Your Coat is on Fire
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| Joke ID | #6246 |
| Funny |    (2.47) |
| Rating |   (0.56) |
| Category | Children |
| Submitted By | karusho-san  |
| Corrected By |
schatzy228    |
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The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them to count to fifty before saying anything important, and to one hundred if it was very important. The next day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lips moving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: "Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Your coat is on fire, sir!"
