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| Joke ID | #4609 |
| Funny |    (2.63) |
| Rating |   (2.12) |
| Category | Sports |
| Submitted By | ccccc  |
| Corrected By |
james4rcc    |
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A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer.
When the first golfer gets to his ball he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss.
"I'm sorry, I didn't have time to yell fore," says the first golfer.
"That's funny" replies the second, "you had plenty of time to yell 'SHIT!'"
