Daddy's Gonna Eat Your Fingers
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| Joke ID | #4098 |
| Funny |   (2.83) |
| Rating |   (0.54) |
| Category | Gross |
| Submitted By | Newf      |
| Corrected By |
DennysGirl  |
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As I was packing for my business trip, my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
