Murphy, a Dishonest Lawyer...
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| Joke ID | #3642 |
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| Rating |   (0.78) |
| Category | Lawyer |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by the state. The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict:
Manslaughter!
Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a hard time convincing the other jurors to see things his way.
"Boy, did I!" said the juror. "They kept voting to acquit!
