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| Joke ID | #3512 |
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| Rating |   (0.94) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Dam."
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.
Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly, fast sheep.
