Silly Sayings
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| Joke ID | #3468 |
| Funny |    (2.25) |
| Rating |   (0.97) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | AnchMike     |
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- When Cupid shoots his arrow, I hope he Mrs. you.
-If I were a head of lettuce, I'd cut myself in two. I'd give a leaf to everyone, but save the heart for you.
-Can't write, too dumb; inspiration won't come. Bad ink, no pen; that's all, amen.
-My love for you will never fail...as long as a pig has a curly tail.
-I eat my peas with honey. I've done it all my life. It makes my peas taste funny, but it keeps them on my knife.
-My love for you shall always shine, like bedbugs dipped in turpentine.
-Twinkle, twinkle, little star, powder puff and cold cream jar; Toni wave and lipstick too, will make a beauty out of you.
-I hope you sit on the tack of success and rise rapidly.
