Amputation
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Joke ID | #30 |
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Category | Medical |
Submitted By | Stevo |
Corrected By | Battery |
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A patient wakes up after having surgery to remove a gangrenous leg.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Patient: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: "The bad news is that we amputated the wrong leg."
Patient: "That's terrible! What's the good news?"
Doctor: "We think the other leg is going to make it alright."