Breakfast
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| Joke ID | #2646 |
| Funny |    (1.72) |
| Rating |   (0.87) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Newf      |
| Corrected By |
taiya2  |
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An angry wife met her husband at the door. She could smell alcohol on his breath and there was lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there's a reason you're waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
