Anything


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Joke ID#2643
Funny (3.22)
Rating (0.87)
CategoryCollege  
Submitted Byrose_rox
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes.

"I mean..." she repeats, "...I would do...*anything*."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"*Anything*."

His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

"*Anything*."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"





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