Two Drunks
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| Joke ID | #2002 |
| Funny |    (1.69) |
| Rating |   (2.11) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | datra16      |
| Corrected By |
absy |
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Two drunks get thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls.
They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, "I sure wish I could do that!"
The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first."
