5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
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| Joke ID | #1877 |
| Funny |    (1.2) |
| Rating |   (2.47) |
| Category | Gross |
| Submitted By | alex1234     |
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1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
