Big Lies Are Better Than Small Ones
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| Joke ID | #18195 |
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| Category | At Work |
| Submitted By | wq11bg12   |
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(Often I enter the beer cooler with shorts, a t-shirt and some rubber-hand work gloves on.)
Me: *walks out of the cooler*
Customer: "Are you f***ing insane? It's freezing in there.
Me: "I don't mind it."
Customer: "That's bulls***! You know it's cold. Why would you lie to me?"
Me: "Excuse me? I'm pretty sure I know my own tolerance and I'm working so I get a bit warm, even in there."
Customer: "WARM!? In a COOLER!? You're a G**D*** LIAR! How can you be WARM in THERE!"
Me: "I'm Canadian, and ever since my igloo melted I only feel at home in there."
Customer: "Oh, I didn't know. I'm sorry for your loss."
