New Dog
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| Joke ID | #18145 |
| Funny |    (1.73) |
| Rating |   (0.89) |
| Category | Animal |
| Submitted By | cookiesonfire  |
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I got a new dog last week. She's a black lab and border collie mix, and still a puppy. I take her with me everywhere I go. But when I took her to the vet to get her shots, they told me I had to put her down.
I've only had this dog for a week. Seven days. I wanted to keep holding her.
