You're Not My Mom!

Joke ID#18144
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Submitted Bycookiesonfire
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Billy was walking in a shopping center with his mom, and suddenly she stopped to pick up a penny. When she reached out for it, he saw armpit hair. Frightened, he said, "You're not my mom! I'm calling the police." The man pulled off his mask and said, "Okay, you got me. But tell me one thing. How did you know I wasn't your mom?"

"Because my mom's not Jewish."

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