I'm a Jerk
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| Joke ID | #18139 |
| Funny |    (2.26) |
| Rating |   (1.87) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | cookiesonfire  |
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One night I was feeling lonely, so I went to my girlfriend's house. She wasn't expecting me, but I was able to calm her down. She was a bit hesitant, but I didn't think anything of it. I got her into the bed finally, and you know what happens next.
In the morning, when I woke up she was still asleep. So I got up and left quietly. On the way back home I felt a little bad but I didn't know why. And then it hit me.
I don't have a girlfriend.
