Punny Racoon
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| Joke ID | #18033 |
| Funny |   (1.92) |
| Rating |   (0.75) |
| Category | Puns |
| Submitted By | yahoolian  |
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...
then it dawned on me.
Reading a book on levitation...
couldn't put it down.
I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight...
but I was de-lighted.
I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger as it got closer to me...
then it hit me.
I gave away dead batteries... free of charge!
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
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