Punny Racoon

Joke ID#18033
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Submitted Byyahoolian
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went...
then it dawned on me.

Reading a book on levitation...
couldn't put it down.

I should have been sad when I lost my flashlight...
but I was de-lighted.

I was wondering why the frisbee got bigger as it got closer to me...
then it hit me.

I gave away dead batteries... free of charge!
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.

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