Who Wears The Pants?
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| Joke ID | #18022 |
| Funny |   (2.07) |
| Rating |   (1.26) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | da1bearsfan   |
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A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. "Put these on," he said to his wife. She did and they were obviously much too large. "There's no way I can wear these - they're way too big," she said. "Good! Now you know who wears the pants in this family," replied the husband.
Flustered, the wife removed her panties, and handing them to her husband said, "Put these on." The husband looked at the tiny panties and said, "There's no way I can get into these." To which the wife replied, "You're damn right! At least not until you change your attitude!"
