Good News and Bad News
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| Joke ID | #17681 |
| Funny |    (2.57) |
| Rating |   (1.49) |
| Category | Medical |
| Submitted By | Hammer   |
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A man goes into his doctor's office to learn the results of some tests and immediately the doctor greets him by saying "Well Sam, I have good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Sam decides on the bad news first and his doctor tells him "Sam, I'm very sorry but you have pancreatic cancer. It's inoperable and you will die within the next 2 months"
"That's absolutely horrible! What could possibly be the good news?"
"Well you see that beautiful receptionist out there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm screwing her!"
