Comparing Superpowers

Joke ID#17441
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Submitted Bymth_lvr
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Super Agility: "Oh look, a bullet. Better dodge that!" *mega-jump!*

Bulletproof: "Oh look, a bullet. Meh, who cares?"

Super Smart: "Eureka! A Bullet! It going 60 MPH will hit me in 5 seconds if it contacts, but there is only a 1 in 7 chance it will hit me, the decimal being 0.1428571429 to the tenth pl-OOOFF!"

Which do YOU want?
Me: Super Agility.
Comment for your choice, but it doesn't have to be one of these.

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