40th anniversary
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| Joke ID | #1743 |
| Funny |   (1.99) |
| Rating |   (2.48) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | hilo     |
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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -Cold As Ever.'"
"Yeah?!" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -Stiff At Last.'"
