America Is Mean

Joke ID#17389
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Submitted Bymth_lvr
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USA:What's wrong world?

World:(crying and sniffling) My kitty died!

USA: That's unfortunate. Here's a couple hundred billion dollars my hardworking citizens paid. I was gonna spend it on education and defence and whatnot, but you need it more.

World:(takes the money) Cheapass! (spits in USA's face)

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