Drunk Driver
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| Joke ID | #1686 |
| Funny |    (2.19) |
| Rating |   (1) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | hilo     |
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A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over.
The policeman walked up to the man and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"
"No," replied the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the really ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."
