Sex Quotes
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| Joke ID | #15879 |
| Funny |   (2.98) |
| Rating |   (1.5) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | BBKatsu     |
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"You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither." ~ Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." ~ Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." ~ Rodney Dangerfield
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." ~ Billy Crystal
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." ~ Tom Clancy
"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." ~ Robin Williams
