Skydiving Instructions For the Beginner
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| Joke ID | #15635 |
| Funny |    (2.45) |
| Rating |   (0.89) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | piano70 |
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reptile5000     |
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Get to the ledge of the plane.
Then, you will do the following:
1.Squat
2.Pray
3.Leap
4.AHHHH! (It's what you scream on the way down, isn't it?)
5.Touchdown
Yes sir, thats S...P...L...A...T
In other words,
SPLAT!
