What You Don't Want to Hear on an Aeroplane
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| Joke ID | #15132 |
| Funny |    (1.66) |
| Rating |   (0.79) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | BBKatsu     |
| Corrected By |
Alexeagle |
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"Now, as we don't have enough parachutes for all of us..."
"Of course that's not a mountain in front...isn't it?"
"That's not meant to happen!"
"What dy'a mean were not meant to be going to Iraq?"
Things you don't want to see on an aeroplane:
Fire engines and ambulances surounding the runway when you come in to land.
Armed soldiers and tanks surrounding the runway when you come in to land.
The wing fall off.
