You Might Be A Redneck If...
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| Joke ID | #14890 |
| Funny |   (2) |
| Rating |   (0.81) |
| Category | Redneck |
| Submitted By | Battery      |
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- You have a Hefty bag for a convertible top.
- Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
- You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
- You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
- You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
- You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
- You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
- There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
