Dreadful Quotes: Surgeon

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"y'know, they made a movie about me once. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre."


"Is that thing called a lung?"

"And my mom wanted me to help people."

"Shoot! That's the third pair of tongs this week!"

"I can't pull it out!"

"This belongs on MTV."

"No one asked for your opinion."

"It's a boy!"

"Hey! I can see the operating table!"

"Brilliant. Now what?"

"I need a lawyer."

"What have you been eating?!"

"This is all a dream...this is all a dream..."


"Fire in the hole!"

"I knew I should've stopped drinking."

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