Worm Safety
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| Joke ID | #1322 |
| Funny |    (2.21) |
| Rating |   (0.92) |
| Category | Sports |
| Submitted By | datra16      |
| Corrected By |
anchmike    |
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The lady golfer was a determined, if not very proficient player. At each swipe she made at the ball, earth flew in all directions.
"Gracious me," she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, "the worms will think there's an earthquake."
"I don't know," replied the caddie, "the worms round here are very clever. I'll bet most of them are hiding underneath the ball for safety."
