Fred and the Priest
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| Joke ID | #1318 |
| Funny |   (2.9) |
| Rating |   (0.83) |
| Category | Religious |
| Submitted By | datra16      |
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Fred had tried to be particularly careful about his language as he played golf with his priest. But on the twelfth hole, when he twice failed to hit out of a sand trap, he lost his resolve and let fly with a string of expletives.
The preacher felt obliged to respond. "I have observed," said he in a calm voice, "that the best golfers do not use foul language."
"I guess not, said Fred, "what the hell do they have to swear about?"
