Coat Hanger

Joke ID#13095
Funny (2.42)
Rating (0.68)
Submitted Bysalem33466
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A blonde woman was at work when she received a phone call
that her daughter was very sick with a fever.

She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to
get some medication.

She got back to her car and found that she had
locked her keys in the car

She didn't know what to do, so she called home and
told the baby sitter what had happened.

The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting
worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and
use that to open the door."

The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat
hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by
someone else who at some time had locked
their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger
and said, "I don't know how to use this."

She bowed her head and asked God to send her help.

Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled
up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was
wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.

The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help
me?" But, she was desperate, so she was also very

The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could

She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped
to get her some medication and I locked my keys in
my car. I must get home to her.

Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"

He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in
less than a minute the car was opened. She hugged
the man and through her tears she said, "Thank
You So Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just
got out of prison today. I was in prison for car
theft and have only been out for about an hour."

The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing
tears cried out loud, "Oh, Thank you God! You even
sent me a Professional!"

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