Zombie Lingo
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| Joke ID | #12702 |
| Funny |    (2.7) |
| Rating |   (0.65) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | TheHumorShrew  |
| Corrected By |
Celanba     |
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We all know that a good old fashioned zombie says
"Braaaaiiiiins!"
But what would these zombies say?
A Vegan Zombie - "Graaaaaiiiiins!"
A 1940's Mobster Zombie - "Daaaaaaames!"
A Michael Jordan Zombie - "Haaaaaayynes!"
A Vampire Zombie - "Veeeeeeeiiiiins!"
A Masochistic Zombie - "Paaaaaiiiiiins!"
A Maid Zombie - "Staaaaaiiiins!"
