Not Much of a Man
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Joke ID | #12226 |
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Category | Other / Misc |
Submitted By | Battery |
Corrected By | Alexeagle |
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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in.
The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man and spat into the old man's milk, and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man and turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.
Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."