Nearsighted
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| Joke ID | #11543 |
| Funny |    (2.76) |
| Rating |   (0.7) |
| Category | Men / Women |
| Submitted By | Battery      |
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A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher.
The note read: Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
Failing to observe the punctuation, he startled his audience by announcing: Bill Jones, having gone to see his wife, desires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.
