A Few Good Lawyers
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Joke ID | #1094 |
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Category | Lawyer |
Submitted By | Newf![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"