You Know Your a Redneck If.. on Marriage
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| Joke ID | #10860 |
| Funny |    (2.55) |
| Rating |   (0.55) |
| Category | Redneck |
| Submitted By | glittagrrl  |
| Corrected By |
schatzy228    |
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You know your a redneck if...
You tell your kids the facts of life and they interrupt you with corrections.
You've ever given your date flowers from a cemetery.
You proposed at Denny's.
The biggest compliment you got at your wedding was how cute your baby was.
You had a marriage license before you had a drivers license.
You've ever reused wedding invitations.
The last thing your ex-wife ever said to you was "It's me or them dogs."
If your wedding invitations ever said "same time same place."
At your wedding reception you put Alka-Seltzer in cheap wine to get "Champagne."
