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A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."

A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Catholics are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here."




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Posted by Deadman Mar 31, 2005

OH MY, OH MY ,OH MY..even a dyed in the wool catholic would be rolling on the floor{or grave} at that one. Didn't see it coming. tiny ps twice in chat room I was openly insulted when I foolishly revealed my age as an ancient,27,by some tart that beonged on quite another room.Come on guys this is for us all.

Comment score: 11  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 15, 2006

very funny

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Posted by beecool Apr 15, 2006

umm...dulinski102? CHILL!!! It's not offensive...its HILLARIOUS I LOVE IT rotflmao!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

Jerk!...........JUST KIDDING, SO FREAKING FUNNY i WAS CRACKING UP! lOVED IT!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by idiot_genius May 02, 2006

umm, dulinski? did you notice that you said please DO submit jokes like that?

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Posted by Fathead Aug 27, 2010

The version I heard made it Mormons instead of Catholics.

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