http://www.wocka.com/ User submitted and ranked jokes. Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:00:01 GMT en-us 300 http://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=13632 <b>The Blank Look</b><br /><br /> Little Bobby had been searching through a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend? An anniversary, or a congratulations to your mom and dad?" <br /> <br />Little Bobby shook his head and answered, "No. Er...got any blank report cards?"<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=7Y5uDiu3"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=CZ8NHuR0"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?i=CZ8NHuR0" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=XvJean1y"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?i=XvJean1y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=4TYBBij4"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?d=52" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=nvLaTMYP"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?i=nvLaTMYP" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wocka/~4/JTgmf8dAlKY" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.wocka.com/joke.php?id=1339 <b>Printer Repair</b><br /><br /> When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself. <br /> <br />Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?" <br /> <br />"Actually, it is my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first." <br /><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=gQ2t1jH5"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?d=41" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=9w5u9bdE"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?i=9w5u9bdE" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=xycmFhIV"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?i=xycmFhIV" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=Ug7UutWK"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?d=52" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?a=zjcAcwpt"><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~f/wocka?i=zjcAcwpt" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/wocka/~4/KhGIS9KPQm8" height="1" width="1"/>