Another Smart Blonde


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Joke ID#1269
Funny (3.23)
Rating (1.51)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By newf
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A blonde walks into a casino and goes up to the craps table. She tells the dealers she wants to bet $10 000 on a single roll of the dice. The dealers figure that since shes a blonde, she must not know what shes doing, so they allow her to place the bet.
Then the blonde starts to strip. The dealers ask her what shes doing and she replies, "I'm luckier when I'm naked. Hope ya don't mind."

So she rolls the dice and jumps up and down screaming, "I WON! I WON! YAY!"
She hugs the dealers and picks up her chips and clothes and jumps excitedly away.

While enjoying the view of the blonde jumping away, the second dealer leans over and whispers to the first dealer, "What'd she roll?"
The first dealer says, "What? I wasn't checking, I thought you were checking."




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Posted by newf Jun 07, 2003

LMAO...too funny!!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dsquared Jun 09, 2003

That is a hoot.

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Posted by sunnyfunny Jun 24, 2003

AWESOME!

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Posted by welshl Nov 26, 2003

Alex, do you really not no what that means?

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Posted by zinzey16 Dec 20, 2004

LOL...That's a cute one!!!

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Posted by Knightdog Jan 31, 2005

I sure as heck HOPE there are no pics for this one!!!

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Posted by Animeladd May 01, 2005

LMAO Thats a good one! i've never heard a smart blond joke before! ^_~

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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Jul 14, 2005

funny!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 23, 2006

LMAO

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 12, 2007

FUNNY!!!!! wow we have a record up there with a -5 rating on a comment!! wow!! ;)

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