Stairway To Heaven


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Joke ID#3716
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Submitted Byalex1234
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven. God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be able to enter Heaven. The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so she could not enter Heaven. The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so she could not enter Heaven either. Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step, she started laughing. "Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke." "I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke."




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Posted by einat17 Dec 20, 2003

I hope this wasn't one of the jokes on the way!!

Comment score: 8  

Posted by alex1234 Dec 20, 2003

lol

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Internat Jan 05, 2004

ditto

Comment score: 1  

Posted by tissue Mar 30, 2004

I don't know why, but i just didn't feel this was a funny joke. Either I don't get it, or my humour is a bit off.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by thejoke Jul 24, 2004

same with me tissue

Comment score: -1  

Posted by jonesy Jan 15, 2005

Great Joke! I thoght it was very funny!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by rocklover5592 May 24, 2005

thats hilarious

Comment score: 1  

Posted by monkey_D_Luffy Dec 15, 2005

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dailybeans Apr 08, 2006

I have no idea how anyone can not get this joke! A+

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 08, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mydarklife Apr 08, 2006

lmao thats a good one

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Apr 10, 2006

I didn't like the setting, but the punchline was pretty funny!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by boodler Apr 29, 2006

How is it that there was supposed to be a joke every 5 steps, yet they got to the last step without a joke being told? Very poor

Comment score: 0  

Posted by teen_wiz May 27, 2006

boodler, it just means that God didn't tell a joke on that step, the 999th. Great one, really enjoyed it!

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Posted by mellew Jun 17, 2006

it meant that she was still thinking about the first joke on the way up and wasn't listening to any of the others. On the next to last step she laughed because she just got the first one. I liked it!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sgp538306 Apr 08, 2007

my friend is the exact same way she takes 4evr to get a simple joke.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by lolgirl Apr 08, 2008

agree with einat17. i hope this wasn't one of the jokes. it is too hilarious! :-)

Comment score: 1  

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