Post Turtle


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Joke ID#9813
Funny (2.83)
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CategoryNews / Politics  
Submitted ByPhaedorna
Corrected By boodler
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 73 year-old Texas rancher, whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House.

The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle.'" Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old man said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the poor, stupid bastard get down."




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Posted by shiny_and_new Jan 24, 2006

TOP NOTCH!

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Posted by Grim10 Jan 28, 2006

Funny!

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Posted by Sybyl Jan 29, 2006

I don't get it.

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Posted by bballrox2123 Aug 20, 2006

all the stuff about the post turtle applies to bush- very funny!!!!!!!!!

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