Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev


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Joke ID#17744
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Submitted ByboodIer
Corrected By boodler
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Lenin, Stalin, Khrushchev and Brezhnev are all travelling together in a railway carriage.

Unexpectedly, the train stops. Lenin suggests: "Perhaps we should call a subbotnik, so that workers and peasants fix the problem."

Stalin puts his head out of the window and shouts, "If the train does not start moving, the driver will be executed!"

But the train doesn't start moving.

Khrushchev then shouts, "Let's take the rails behind the train and use them to construct the tracks in the front."

But it still doesn't move. Brezhnev then says, "Comrades, comrades, let's draw the curtains, turn on the gramophone and pretend we're moving!"




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