Old People


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Joke ID#17680
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Submitted Bymth_lvr
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I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer. And diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a yell, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.

But.....Thank God, I still have my Florida driver's license!




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Posted by LNCRIV Nov 23, 2009

this is true to life lncriv.

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