Mind Over Matter


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Joke ID#15749
Funny (2.88)
Rating (0.63)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted Byz3us
Corrected By boodler
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A redhead, brunette and a blonde went to the doctor. As they sat in the waiting room, the redhead got bored and went to the small fishbowl in the middle of the room where a goldfish swam around happily.

The redhead stared at the goldfish and the fish also stared back. After 1 minute, the redhead tilted her head to the left and the fish swam in that direction. She tilted her head to the right and the fish also swam to the right.

The brunette saw this trick, was impressed and asked the redhead how she did it. "Easy", replied the redhead. "It's just mind over matter."

So the brunette stared at the fish and the fish also stared back. After 3 minutes, the brunette tilted her head to the left and the fish swam in that direction. She tilted her head to the right and the fish also swam to the right.

The blonde, seeing this trick, was also impressed and asked the brunette how she did it. "Easy", replied the brunette. "It's just mind over matter."

So, the blonde stared at the fish and the fish also stared back. One minute... Three minutes... Five minutes... After five minutes, the blonde began to open and close her mouth repeatedly.




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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 21, 2007

Sorry... I dont get it

Comment score: 4  

Posted by z3us Oct 22, 2007

The blond began opening and closing her mouth like a fish does to get oxygen. That means, the goldfish was smarter than the blond because it was able to hypnotize her into doing what it wanted. Hope that helps

Comment score: 3  

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