You're Know You're From Alaska If . . .1

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1. You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 38 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.

2. If you're proud that Alaska makes the national news 96 nights each year because Trapper Creek is the coldest spot in the nation.

3. If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year.

4. If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.

5. If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of jellied moose nose.

6. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

7. If you have either a pet or child named "Bear".

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