My Perfect Mate

Joke ID#15456
Funny (2.61)
Rating (0.41)
Submitted Bygoddess_ol
Corrected By boodler
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A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."

Without thinking, his friend replied: "Marry a penguin."

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