3 Drunks and a Blond

Joke ID#14839
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Submitted ByComfyAndJoy
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This story is true. I heard my brother tell it to my cousins when we went out spotlighting.
Well my brother and 2 of his friends were drunk. One of my brothers friends were so drunk he passed out. I forget what he landed on, but the power went out. The blond comes screaming "What's happening??!!" my brother and his other friend reply,"The house is falling down!!" So the blond runs to the door and pushes up on the doorway, and turns beet red. I don't know the erst of the story because my brother had just remembered I was in the car. He knew I would tell mom everything he said that was bad because I'm 12.

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