Wedding Ceremony
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| Joke ID | #13992 |
| Funny |    (2.23) |
| Rating |   (1.55) |
| Category | Redneck |
| Submitted By | qwerty123    |
| Corrected By |
shaggyrogers1234    |
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A couple are getting married in a big fancy church with all of the relatives and friends in attendance.
The priest is going through the nomal procedure and when he comes to the part "If anyone objects to the union of these two people in Holy Matrimony let them speak now or for ever hold their peace".
A redneck in the back row jumps up and hollers "I object, I am in love with her and she's carrying my baby!"
As the gathering gasps in surprise the redneck runs up the aisle, shoves the groom aside and rips off the brides veil.
After a moment of silence the redneck exclaims, "Hey you ain't my sister!"
