Gun Shop Robbery

Joke ID#998
Funny (1.11)
Rating (1.44)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Bysnowmachine88
Corrected By schatzy228
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I broke in to a gun shop last week. I didn't know that the owner lived on-site. He must have spent every night for the last ten years thinking of what he would do to the poor, hapless soul who would try to break in. I pointed my gun at him and he held up a grenade as he ran at me. I should be able to breath again in a few years. The old shopkeeper is dead, but, man, he got a hell of a laugh in before he left the world, Kamikaze style.

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Posted by Monique114 Feb 13, 2004

@lilpapa92 hapless means unfortunate.

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