Dealing With Snoring


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By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. ''You've got to have a room somewhere,'' he pleaded. ''Or just a bed, I don't care where.'' ''Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,'' admitted the manager, ''and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.'' ''No problem,'' the tired Marine assured him. ''I'll take it.''
The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. ''How'd you sleep?'' asked the manager. ''Never better.'' The manager was impressed. ''No problem with the other guy snoring, then?'' ''Nope, I shut him up in no time,'' said the Marine. ''How'd you manage that?'' asked the manager. ''He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,'' the Marine explained. ''I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me.''




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Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 02, 2006

Crazy!!

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Posted by oksana Feb 05, 2006

is he gay

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Posted by boodler May 06, 2006

No, he's not gay; but the Navy guy THOUGHT he was, so didn't dare go to sleep

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Posted by taran083 Aug 19, 2006

OMG this is sooo funny. You'd have to really understand the jokes between the marines and the navy to get it, but this is perfect ;-)

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Posted by taran083 Aug 19, 2006

OMG this is sooo funny. You'd have to really understand the jokes between the marines and the navy to get it, but this is perfect ;-)

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